IM

Derek:  will u be attending the hour of happiness?

Derek:  maybe we can all grab a quick drink before u guys go shopping.

Derek:  some shopping lube.

IM

me: me and annie just formed a book club

EdManChew: Cool.

me: i’m afraid to ask but i’ll do so anyway… would you like to join?

EdManChew: Sure. What does it entail?

me: reading a book

EdManChew: Shit.

IM

Derek: my linkedin profile picture should be me holding a baby and shaking hands with the elderly

IM

Damien: i went on facebook to take a break and clicked on an article and then crazy shit started happening

Damien: i’m running our anti virus software on it now

me: holy what

Damien:  but i’m very afraid of this being a big deal, haha

me: okay, which link is it?

me:  what did it say??

Damien: the worst part is the article i clicked on was a huffingtonpost article

Damien: about a woman offering sex for 2 cheeseburgers

Damien: lol

me: LOL

Damien: it was too funny to pass up!

me: this most definitely needs to be blogged

Damien: i’m glad my misery can bring someone joy

IM

Hoping to score himself some tail…

me:  you manwhore, you’re just tryna get some

me:  …that’s okay tho

me: *advanced high five*

Anonymous: lol

Anonymous: let’s not get ahead of ourselves

Anonymous:  i haven’t actually made plans with her yet

me:  hey, i advanced you that five

me:  you better make it happen

Anonymous: haha, yes ma’am.

conversation

on the topic of iPhone cases…

RonDBLR: It stopped being structurally sound when I broke it.

 

conversation

Peter-chan:  You don’t strike me as a person with long legs.

IM

Damien: well alright, i must delve into the world of remote logging in again

Damien: i.e.-like inception…i must go another layer deep

me: a dream within a dream?!

Damien:  yes…although this is a computer within a computer

Damien: being on a computer is being 1 layer deep from reality…then i remote log in to my computer in Denver from this computer…2 layers deep

me: hahah go one more in

Damien: and sometimes when remotely logged in i remotely log into our server thus 3 layers deep

Damien: time goes very slowly there so, so slowly i’m kinda a big deal

me: you are the leonardo of engineers

Damien: word

IM

me: his only request (“a bug’s life” on blu ray) has already been taken.  so WTF do i get him??

Damien: the movie Antz

Damien: i’m so freakin funny sometimes

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Stuck in major traffic jam and going nearly bananas…

me:  Fuck you east bay traffic

me:  The worst part is that I gotta use the bathroom really bad

Michelle:  I just walked by my bathroom

Michelle:  So clean.  So nice.  So available.