today.

IM

ericaontuesdays — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:35:01 +0000

me: his only request (“a bug’s life” on blu ray) has already been taken. so WTF do i get him??

Damien: the movie Antz

Damien: i’m so freakin funny sometimes

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ericaontuesdays — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:37:35 +0000

Stuck in major traffic jam and going nearly bananas…

me: Fuck you east bay traffic

me: The worst part is that I gotta use the bathroom really bad

Michelle: I just walked by my bathroom

Michelle: So clean. So nice. So available.

IM

ericaontuesdays — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:47:26 +0000

In need of a career change.

me: I need my own biz

me: quick, think of something that we can start together

Derek: d-rock and e-dawgs methatorium

IM

ericaontuesdays — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:46:30 +0000

Halloween creativity…

me: what did you dress up as?

Derek: dexter

Derek: had syringes of booze

IM

ericaontuesdays — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 01:04:29 +0000

In reference to me vacationing in New York for a week; she complains of all her hundreds of dollars spent during my time away.

Michelle: u left me with a void

Michelle: I HAD TO GO SHOPPING

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ericaontuesdays — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:39:03 +0000

Jenn: (text messages me a photo of an awesome headphone splitter)

Jenn: Found it at Therapy!

me: Cute!!!

Jenn: That’s the one I wanted too!

me: Sweet! We listen in style

Jenn: Heck yea! *hi-5*

me: **low 5**. Ouch!

Jenn: Doh, no coordinated

IM

ericaontuesdays — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:46:14 +0000

EdManChew: I wanna leave early today to see if I can get a new bowling ball.

me: What kind

EdManChew: One with a rose inside

me: I remember in Kingpin there was one with a big spider inside.

me: … Right?

EdManChew: No.

EdManChew: It was a rose.

IM

ericaontuesdays — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 00:44:30 +0000

Damien: who is this person you’re hating on? is it a coworker?

me: no.

Damien: is it MEEEEEEEEEE

me: YES.

Damien: muahahaha

Damien: you hatin cuz you jealous, boo

me: oh hail naw

Damien: i gotz the goods that you crave

me: u did not just go there, girlfriend *z snap*

Damien: i went there, had lunch, and bought souvenirs, bitch!

me: lol

Damien: i’m tap dancing all over your ego

IM

ericaontuesdays — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:51:33 +0000

me: i think people call this friendship, i’m not sure

Damien: interesting

Damien: tell me more of this… “friendship”

Damien: this ship of friends

IM

ericaontuesdays — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:56:24 +0000

Melanie attempts to remain laid-off. However, a brooding rumor has it that she may be re-hired, which would cause her to lose out on unemployment checks…

me: u might as well look for another job if u dont wanna go back to this one

Melanie: yeah of course. but what if i don’t even have enough time to look for another one before they start calling my ass to come back?

Melanie: FUCK

Melanie: i’m never getting out of this motherfucking black hole

Melanie: it reminds me of the villains who won’t die and keep coming back alive after you shoot them in the head 5 FUCKING TIMES